Free Web Site - Free Web Space and Site Hosting - Web Hosting - Internet Store and Ecommerce Solution Provider - High Speed Internet
Search the Web
Home
Aim Icons
Humor
Guestbook
Lyrics
Birthdays
Links
Affiliates
Music
Quizzes
Tolkien
Fun Facts
Forum
About Me


Things Not To Do During LotR

1. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. *cough*Kevin and Conway*cough*

2. Block the theater door and yell “You shall not pass!!!!”

3. Make light saber noises during sword fights.

4. After the RotK credits roll, tell your neighbor “I can’t wait for the next one.”

5. Release a large spider during the shelob scene.

6. Start (loudly) talking to yourself like Gollum in the middle of the movie.

7. When Arwen appears with Asfoloth, shout “Hey! Where’s Glorfindel!”

8. If watching at home, replaying the scene where Boromir falls over the waterfall after dieing. (Laughing while doing so) *cough*Kevin and Conway again*cough*

9. Go around telling everyone that you are really from middle earth.

10. In the middle of a really suspenseful part, and everyone’s dead silent, say something really unexpected like “I like cheese nips”.

11. Keep saying “My precccioussss…” during the movie.

12. Walk into the movie theater wearing a harry potter shirt, and carrying one of the harry potter books.

13. Start talking about non-lotr related things during the middle of the movie.

14. Yell “Go orcs go!” when boromir is fighting the orcs.

15. Scream and faint whenever Legolas appears.

16. Ask when the novelization is going to come out.

17. Start an orc sing-a-long.

18. Start telling people that you’re secretly related to Legolas or Frodo.

19. Carry a gold ring into the movie theater and pretend to be possessed.

20. (Courtesy of Paulina) Act pointlessly retarded like Kevin.

21. Ask loudly where they found someone ugly enough to play Gollum.

22. Try to bring a sword into the movie theater and tell everyone it’s in case of orcs.

23. Scream at the people who are hopelessly retarded, and don’t know the plot of LotR.

(Also courtesy of Paulina)

24. When they go on the paths of the dead, yell “I see dead people!”

25. Wonder out loud if there are elves and hobbits in our world.

26. During helm’s deep, yell “Go legsie, kill them all!”

27. Start saying “doom” dramatically at random moments.